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Done with the first chapter of the Pretty Woman/Rent boy AU. It’s in the usual place. Link will only be given out to people who message me off anon. 

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turnerandkane:

captain rum is so important to me. he honestly thought captain rum was a thing. he said it like ‘oh duh of course captain rum’ like we’ve all heard of captain rum. like captain rum wouldn’t be a completely fucking stupid idea if it did exist. he believed so much in captain rum.

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gessorly:

tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

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Source: ruingaraf Via: muffxranger

a-p-h-belarus:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you

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I don’t want to toot my own horn… but so far this fic is fucking adorable. 

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Summer is Great

for anybody who hasn’t seen the new best video ever

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Hey is it ok for Bucky to have a line about not carrying black condoms because they look weird on white guys? Because A) I think that’s funny as hell and B) it’s fucking true. 

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buckysexual:

sinbadism:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY USING GLAMOUR MAGIC I DONT CARE ABOUT “IMPOSSIBLE” THIS IS REAL MAGIC HE IS USING ILLUSION MAGIC

THIS IS HONEST TO GOD SORCERY WHAT THE FUCK

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Source: zaynyboy Via: buckysexual

1.2k into a Pretty Woman AU that nobody asked for. 

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