Done with the first chapter of the Pretty Woman/Rent boy AU. It’s in the usual place. Link will only be given out to people who message me off anon.
captain rum is so important to me. he honestly thought captain rum was a thing. he said it like ‘oh duh of course captain rum’ like we’ve all heard of captain rum. like captain rum wouldn’t be a completely fucking stupid idea if it did exist. he believed so much in captain rum.
I don’t want to toot my own horn… but so far this fic is fucking adorable.
Hey is it ok for Bucky to have a line about not carrying black condoms because they look weird on white guys? Because A) I think that’s funny as hell and B) it’s fucking true.
1.2k into a Pretty Woman AU that nobody asked for.