March 2012
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God I love bellys.
Forget abs and flat tummys, they don’t do anything for me. I love a soft, squishy belly.
Sometimes I feel lonely.
Then I remember how fucking fabulous I am god I must be so intimidating to talk to no wonder I’m single.
black-nata:
STEVE
WHO THE HELL
IS YOUR
STYLIST
GOOD GOD
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I have feelings about this blog
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what the christ
SCREAMS
omfg
Oh
HEY ELIESE
oh my god I’m laughing so hard I’m HONKING
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youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
Ask me my "top 5/top 10" anything →
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alecofkerry:
What if you’re part of Anonymous and you don’t even know
I think my cat might be part of Anonymous. I found a small Guy Fawkes mask behind his litter box.
Live blog 3
RANDOM THOUGHT NARRATION!
What kind of name is Poopsie anyway?
Chick with a gun. Hot.
Why did her voice suddenly echo?
36 minutes in still no Mummy. Just a bunch of white guys pretending to be Middle Eastern.
Oh the woman couldn’t handle it she almost feinted.
OMG WE FINALLY SEE A MUMMY AND IT’S ANOTHER WHITE GUY
“Did you touch his face? Go ahead…touch it.” POKING DEAD BODIES IS FUN,...
Anybody wanna cuddle?
I should compile a list of excuses to message...
hm…
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MORE RACSISM
Was that homosexual subtext…? Yes I think it was.
Or maybe his name is just Babe
Apparently he reads Egyptian hieroglyphics fluently. That’s legit.
The scare music means “BEWARE” so does the creepy voice. And the creepy eyes.
“We never heard back from the expeditions so we assumed there was just no tomb there.” WELL I WONDER WHERE THE TOMB IS.
More Europeans!
I have a...
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Live blog part 1
(I’m doing it in 10 minute incriments so I don’t spam every thought that comes into my head.)
I thought this took place in Egypt…what is this Austrian priest doing?
He’s wearing a fez. Guys this dude is wearing the most serious fez ever he is not playing with his fez it is serious.
OK SEROIUSLY THAT IS NOT EGYPT THAT IS THE SAME SET THEY FILMED “LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE” ON...
Shall I liveblog tonights "B" film?
For my “B” film class I have to view movies outside of class for jounral entries. Tonight I’m watching “The Mummy’s Hand” for our section on horror films from the 40s.
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You know what is just as awesome as a condom but...
Dental dams! I know Howard Brown hands them out like candy but for some reason everybody else ignores their exsistance. They make flavored ones!
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It kind of freaks me out that there is a name for every fandom, every fan of a band or an actor or type of plant. Really? As far as fandom goes I’m a Trekkie/Trekker (whichever you prefer I got tired of hearing the debates between them) and that’s my only fandom identity. I don’t consider myself a “Greenie” because I like Green Day or a “Choette” cause I...
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As humans we strive to see ourselves reflected in...
February 2012
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